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Our philosophy is simple, give people what they want in a timely fashion and at a reasonable price!
Here you'll find wacky one-offs, limited edition runs and unique items all done with our hands-on touch.
If you see something you like and you want it signed, dedicated or otherwise artistically defaced - just let us know and we'll make it happen!

Also, if you're interested in combining more than one item in your order, we do offer shipping discounts. Please Email Us with the items in question and we can provide you with a revised invoice.

All Prices and shipping rates are in US dollars ONLY if you're an International Resident please Email Us
with your country of origin and postal code and we'll send you an invoice with a shipping quote for your area.

Rx, SM
Surgeon Marta's FREE EXCHANGE
Super limited run, designed and hand screened by the band to celebrate the release of our newest video - DO YOU SAY YOUR PRAYERS AT NIGHT? T-shirts are made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton and come in men's sizes small through extra large (S - L)
XL - SOLD OUT

Note:
Please get in touch if you need a different size, not listed here. (XS, XXL, etc...)

For only $15 (Includes Shipping!)
US ONLY

International Residents: Please Email Us with your country of origin and postal code and we'll send you an invoice with a shipping quote for your area.

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Surgeon Marta's single - Speaking with the Dead
It's alcoholism in the afterlife and it's based on a true story! Speaking with the Dead - a.k.a. You Tell Me is our newest single that we're excited to share with you!

+ Get Your Digital Download FREE
Click HERE to download - until Nov. 1st, 2013

Of course you are welcome to pay whatever you like if you so desire... ;)

+ Indivually burned CD-R, hand written by the band and includes unreleased BONUS track - $5 (Includes Shipping!)
US ONLY

International Residents: Please Email Us with your country of origin and postal code and we'll send you an invoice with a shipping quote for your area.

Surgeon Marta's single - Do You Say Your Prayers At Night?
As a love letter to Lon Chaney Jr. and all things that go bump in the night, Do You Say Your Prayers At Night? is our first single since RACE TO THE RED

+ Digital Download (Homesite Discount) - 75¢

NOTE:
Automatic download will start after transaction completion.

+ Indivually burned CD-R, hand written by the band and includes unreleased BONUS track - $5 (Includes Shipping!)
US ONLY

International Residents: Please Email Us with your country of origin and postal code and we'll send you an invoice with a shipping quote for your area.

Surgeon Marta's Debut Album RACE TO THE RED
RACE TO THE RED is our D.I.Y. debut release featuring LIVE favorites in an all thriller, no filler, 10-Track CD pack. Peppered with hidden vignettes that will have censors reaching for the mute button, RACE TO THE RED will impress and delight all fans of loud guitar music.

Strictly Limited Edition deluxe packaging (only 1000 exist...) with hilarious inner sleeve by reclusive outsider artist Tom Dolan.

+ Physical Album only $7 (Includes Shipping!)
US ONLY

International Residents: Please Email Us with your country of origin and postal code and we'll send you an invoice with a shipping quote for your area.

+ Digital Download includes bonus
Send More Cops extended track - $6

Note:
Automatic download will start after transaction completion.

THE PACKAGED DEAL:
Surgeon Marta's Packaged Deal
Includes a Limited Edition numbered cd with deluxe packaging (only 1000 exist...) with hilarious inner sleeve by reclusive outsider artist Tom Dolan

PLUS:

♦ Hand-signed Tour Poster

♦ Surgical Mask

♦ Post Card

♦ Button

For only $10 (Includes Shipping!)
US ONLY

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THE SILVER PIG:
Surgeon Marta's Silver Pig
What exactly is The Silver Pig? Well, it's a silver metallic piggy bank that we bring to LIVE events as our Tour Fund Tip Jar. The problem with being a 7-piece band is how much it costs us to leave home and come to your town.

Now here's the thing, we WANT to go to your town, ROCK your world and hopefully avoid getting arrested in the process!

So how does this work? Click on the PayPal button below and make a donation. Be sure to include your name and geographic details so that when we do show up at your nearest venue you will be our special guest for the night and make-out like a bandit with the swag!

WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT?
We've got tons of wacky stuff to satisfy all your medical punk-rock needs! For example...
THE ART OF REV. DR. BELVIS:
Click to enter the Rev. Dr. Belvis' gallery
The most important recent addition to the world of art has to be the work of the esteemed spiritualist the Rev. Dr. Belvis. With concise bluntness and multilingual authority Belvis sets fire to the ethers of pretension to win the hearts of children and adults alike.

Click to enter The Gallery

Waldoze Coffee
With the world economy still in a downward spiral, the strange re-emergence of Kopi Luwak / Civet Coffee as the premier must-have caffeine fix recently caught our attention. The civet, as some of you may know, is an Indonesian cat-like creature that passes raw coffee beans through its digestive tract. The ensuing fermenting process creates a bean that produces the world's smoothest mug of coffee. The whole procedure may qualify for 'Ripley's Believe It or Not' but, the next part of our story certainly does...

Bored with his select cans of Sheba and award winning kibble, our resident lay-about and band mascot, Waldoze has stepped up to the plate to help fund our world tour. In a few short weeks Waldoze Coffee has quickly become a contender in the rarefied field of the world's most expensive coffee beans.

In a blind taste test coffee critic Chris Crudden had this to say, "The aroma is rich and strong, and the coffee is incredibly full bodied, almost syrupy. It's thick with a hint of chocolate, and lingers on the tongue with a long, clean aftertaste."

At $200 a pound, plus shipping, Waldoze Coffee is the punk-rock brew all you indie-rock-coffee-house slackers have been waiting for! Buy a bag today and take a gourmet caffeine ride to the next level - if you dare!

(Waldoze Coffee is guaranteed fresh so Email Us today for your bag and please allow at least 2 weeks for this labor-intensive product to arrive.)
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THE BUTTON PACK:
Surgeon Marta's Button Pile
You get 5 randomly assorted Surgeon Marta buttons. Guaranteed to contain 5 different buttons.

For only $5 (Includes Shipping!)
US ONLY

International Residents: Please Email Us with your country of origin and postal code and we'll send you an invoice with a shipping quote for your area.
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POSTCARDS:
Surgeon Marta's Postcards
Here you get 2 "Wish You Were Here" 4 x 6 color glossies featuring nurses, swords, cigars, robots and a doctor in duress... Perfect for postcards!

For only $1.50 (Includes Shipping!)
US ONLY

International Residents: Please Email Us with your country of origin and postal code and we'll send you an invoice with a shipping quote for your area.

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Slow Down Pussy Cat - Thrill, Thrill!
The Other Green Zone - St. Patrick's Day!
Surgeon Marta's Manhattan
Surgeon Marta's Nurse Vivian Girl
Slow Down Pussy Cat
Thrill, Thrill!
11 x 17 Color Poster

For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY

The Other Green Zone
St. Patrick's Day
11 x 17 Color Poster

For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY

WatchThis!
Friday the 13th
11 x 17 Color Poster

For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY

Punk Rock
Audacity
11 x 17 B&W Poster

For only $5.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY

Surgeon Marta Triage Calling!
Surgeon Marta's Night Shift
Surgeon Marta's Skull Rock
Bleecker Bob's Race to the Red Promo
Doctors Only
KXLU's Livation
11 x 17 Color Poster

For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY

Surgeon Marta's
Night Shift
11 x 17 Color Poster

For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY

Taix Skull

11 x 17 Color Poster

For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY

Bleecker Bob's N.Y.
Race to the Red Promo
11 x 17 Color Poster

For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY

Surgeon Marta Taix Zombie Slam!
Surgeon Marta Girl Gang!
Zombie Smash
11 x 17 Color Poster

For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY

Girl Gang
11 x 17 Color Poster

For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY

Surgeon Marta's Carrot Trick!
Surgeon Marta Radio Pigs!
The Carrot Trick
This show was voted "Gig of the Year 2009"
11 x 17 Color Poster

For only $6.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY

Radio Pigs
KXLU's Livation Show 88.9FM
11 x 17 B&W Poster

For only $5.00 (Includes Shipping!) US ONLY


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